Wanted: Fundraising Officer to Help Glasnevin FC Take Over the World! (Or at least, help with a few projects…)

Alright folks, it’s time to roll up your sleeves, flex those creative muscles, and answer the call of destiny!

Glasnevin FC is on the hunt for a Fundraising Officer—a hero, if you will, who can help us reach new heights and maybe even start our glorious land-grabbing journey. We’ve got big dreams, but we need someone who can turn bottle-return schemes into goldmines and turn “that’s a great idea” into “here’s the money to make it happen.”

What are we looking for? Well, someone who’s not afraid to chase down a few coins, someone who can listen to those wild fundraising ideas, come up with even wilder ones, and then turn them into cold, hard cash for the club. Maybe it’s coordinating our recycling scheme today, and tomorrow—who knows? Maybe you’ll have us hosting gala dinners or building a new stand (or at least buying a few more cones for training).

Remember, your club needs you! If you’ve got the time, the passion, and a nose for tracking down those funds, then step up. Glasnevin FC can’t conquer the world alone—we need a captain to steer the good ship Fundraising!

So, do you have what it takes? Let’s find out! For more information, contact the Gaffer… aka, the Secretary extraordinaire, Chris. He’s so well-known, I’m not even gonna share his email, just look for any recent WhatsApp messages.